Meanderings of a Monkey Juggler

K's just ordered some "nutrional supplements".  Ie a waste of money when you could eat properly instead.  Anyway the stuff arrived and has come with a catalogue of further rubbish.  AND it came with a similar catalogue of "pet products".  So along with the standard "de-worming" stuff and "healthy fur and bones" tinctures there are some hysterical products in there.

I'll start with "Aggression Formula - Control aggressive pets" - seems fair enough.  But who on earth would need

"EasyTravel Solution - Pet motion sickness remedy"?  Or what about

"Grief and Pining Formula - For pet depression"? Or even

"PetCalm - Soothe anxious pets naturally"? Or my all time fave

"Performance Plus - For pet's mental clarity".

Who dreams up this pile of garbage?

Have fun.