03/05/2006
Guns. Lots of guns.
Once on the show "Genius" someone came up with the rather sweet idea of stopping war by only making guns that fired puppies. The downside to this was he started wittering about making the puppies then explode when the enemy were all doing their "aaahhhh" noises. Well I've just seen another story about this sort of thing.
It seems the Japanese are taking to giving teddy bears at weddings. So one mad Jap inventor has come up with a gun that fires teddy bears. But wait, there's more. Not only does the gun fire teddy bears. It fires teddy bears with parachutes. So you can shoot over the heads of the wedding party and have your gift of a bear gently float down on the breeze into the bride's hands (or in Clur's case, down her cleavage). Can you imagine? I'd like to see Pee nearly choke on that instead of confetti. Or Clur squirting teddy bear straight into his face.
Have fun.
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What's all this about my cleavage?
This is not the kind of talk I've come to expect of your otherwise fine pages.
Posted by: Clurb | 03/05/2006
I'm remembering your esteemed father-in-law shoving confetti down your top. Would you have minded so much if it had been a teddy bear?
Posted by: Alby | 03/05/2006
Hmmm...yes, I think my father-in-law sticking anything down my top is just slightly too much for me, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Clurb | 03/05/2006
What are you saying about my dad, Eh?
Posted by: pete | 10/05/2006
I'm saying that I don't like him hovering around my chest.
Posted by: Bear | 12/05/2006
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