Meanderings of a Monkey Juggler

I just put on HBO.bg and they're showing the 2004 King Arthur tonight.  I thought I'd see on IMDB if it's any good or not (it's not by the way) and i found the wording of the US raters to be hysterical:

 Rated PG-13 for intense battle sequences, a scene of sensuality and some language.

 

Fantastic wording.  "This film contains some language."  Marvellous. 

Have fun.

PS to the Americans (and increasingly annoyingly to UK journalists). The verbs "to protest" and "to appeal" need prepositions (or is it adverbs?).  The sentence "He appealed the judgement" is not a complete sentence; nor is "They protested it".